He should have went to… Specsavers!

Last night, I was on my way to a meeting (not an important one mind you) when I had cause to enter a coffee shop and order a tall latte. This was after securely parking my ‘Barclays’ Cycle Hire bike, in the nearby bay.

I queued behind a young white female, with blonde hair (very good-looking) wearing a long black coat with a dark red scarf. Her appearance becomes relevant…

From out of nowhere, I bloke storms up behind her – pokes her in the back and says… “there’s no need to be like that”.

Just as I was ready to step in (and jump the queue of course), the young female turns around and says “I beg your pardon?” with the man replying “oh sorry, it’s not you!”.

Then enters (stage right) a… young white female, with blonde hair (very good-looking) wearing a long black coat with a dark GREEN scarf!

I’ve not seen a man so uncomfortable in such a long time, as he tried to explain to the female he was with what had just happened.

Oh, how me and the female ‘poked’ laughed. I made a new friend, she was lovely!

So, it just goes to show you that if you do have glasses wear them and if not, at least ‘take note’ as to what those with you are wearing – especially if you are going to poke them in the back and say something unflattering 😮

This has been a… humourous, ‘View from the Bottom’.

Take care, Max x.

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Published by My Mum. Copyright © Kevin Maxwell Film, Media & Performance 2012.